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Best Friend

There is no definition that can describe you.
by TurtleBoxer April 28, 2019
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Best Bod

What you call the guy that has a really nice muscular body. Abbreviated BB.
1 Damn Sergio is so ripped he's BB
2 I wish I could be a best bod like other guys
by professor crust May 5, 2009
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best effort

Working to one's ability, rather he or she fails or succeeds.
by Davey June 5, 2004
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Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.
I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.
by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009
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The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
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Best of Luck

Another way of saying "Good Luck," but a bigger "luck," typically used by the British.
by NinjaDefused May 24, 2015
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Wife's Best Friend

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera
From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
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