Box waffle 

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.

(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."

Box waffle by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011

box lock 

A feeble attempt at a catchphrase with words that neither rhyme nor alliterate.

- That shabby little slag just put the box lock on me!
- Come on, nobody hip says 'box lock' anymore. Why don't you try 'muff cuffs' or 'cunt clamp'?

box lock by Anonymous Cowherd January 11, 2009

box social 

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches/dinners prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would be the one who would successfully bid on it. He who bought the lunch would share the meal wiht the one who prepared it.

Betsy decorated her boxed lunch with daisies, in hope that Sven would bid on it at the box social.

box social by annie January 18, 2004

Box Man 

To be as great as the one and only Box Man! Perfect human being that is bajangled.

You almost do as well as the Box Man.
Wow! Don't compete with me, thats like trying to compete with Jesus or Box Man.

Box Man by Sonja Box Girl May 11, 2006

box dodger 

A homosexual; one who dodges or avoids box

Why wouldn't Sean go home with those girls? He's such a box dodger.

box dodger by Mr. Underwood May 8, 2007

box kick 

v: the opposite of kicking a male in the nether regions, but solely for a female.

much like threatening to punch someone in the ovaries, but much more amusing.

shut up bitch before i give you a box kick.

box kick by ae123456 April 22, 2009

Box of Lego 

Someone Who Is Ugly And Is In Bits Like A Box Full Of Lego

Freda Ya Are A Box Of Lego...........Your In Bits

Box of Lego by Ekle March 4, 2011