Friendly Blowjob

A casual blowjob between friends with no attachments or otherwise unstated expectations. Akin or a fist or chest bump.

Julia said she would consider giving him a friendly blowjob, provided he didn't go level 5 clinger afterwards

by RealNiggaAlert September 18, 2014

blowjob

the thing i wish i could give someone right this second anyone wanting to talk to me my email is down

man what i wouldnt give to give a blowjob

by [e-mail] October 17, 2006

Jewish Blowjob

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.

Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.

by White C April 28, 2013

blowjob

a blowjob is when a female uses her mouth to suck, bite, lick or kiss, a man's penis.

I gave Chris a blowjob he would never forget!

by crazyhotgirl July 31, 2009

shower blowjob

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.

Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)

by zabvenie August 12, 2007

blowjob boy

sidekick to superheroes...whoreriffic and slutterama
also close friends with analsexlad

keeping the world safe from syphyllis and other stds

goldberg is blowjob boy and he loves it

by whoreriffic and slutterama October 17, 2007

Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009