Combination of the words “blood” and “shit”.
The unexpected gush of period blood that comes out and ruins your whole underwear. The devastation is so large scale, it is equivalent to shitting your own pants. Such event is known to occur when people assume their period has ended, only to be greeted with a uterus bomb.
The unexpected gush of period blood that comes out and ruins your whole underwear. The devastation is so large scale, it is equivalent to shitting your own pants. Such event is known to occur when people assume their period has ended, only to be greeted with a uterus bomb.
Girl 1: “I think my period is over, I don’t need a pad...”
~5 minutes later~
*Gets up from chair*
*life flashes before their eyes*
Girl 2: “Are you ok? You look horrified.”
Girl 1: “I just blit my pants!”
Girl 2: “Oh shit!”
~5 minutes later~
*Gets up from chair*
*life flashes before their eyes*
Girl 2: “Are you ok? You look horrified.”
Girl 1: “I just blit my pants!”
Girl 2: “Oh shit!”
by Itchythot2000 January 31, 2021
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the boyfriend of your ex-friend that you have a genuinely good friendship with, even after the ex-friend is no longer in your life
Well Teressa used to be my best friend, but now her boyfriend, Mark, is my blittytard.
Yeah, Max and Terra are still dating. Max is my blittytard since Terra and I are no longer friends.
Yeah, Max and Terra are still dating. Max is my blittytard since Terra and I are no longer friends.
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The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
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