Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013

Sneaky Blind

When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.

(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.

by SneakyB January 22, 2010

Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

by koala11111111 March 7, 2011

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019