Bleach

The thing you use on your butthole

“(F*ck I think I just bleached my booty hole )”

by BaRnEyYyS ass May 27, 2019

beatchameatatritus

When your hands curl downwards from beating your meat on a daily basis for a long time

"The reason I cant write my notes anymore Mr.Gardner is bc I got beatchameatatritus"

by Masturbate69juul May 28, 2019

Bleach

Very pretty satanic girl

Bleach

by 16()dmh June 13, 2019

Bleach

Bleach is one of those drinks that you crave and want all the time! It makes your body shake and your mouth burn but it feels amazing! Definitely a drink I recommend to any age!

Person 1: WOW WHATS THIS AMAZING DRINK?!
Person 2: THATS THE AMAZING BLEACH

by The chicken dog December 26, 2019

Bleachkid

Bleachkid is a nigga who sit in thier mom's basement crying because he have no pussy.

Lmao bleachkid is the only kid in our school who have no pussy.

by Bleachkid October 19, 2019

bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.

Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.

by stuartc1 April 24, 2020

Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020