Blastoise

An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.

That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.

by I_Destroy_all September 5, 2010

Blasted

Covered with tattoos

'My friend is so blasted, he looks like lil Wayne.'

by Rock3t November 3, 2008

cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.

My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.

by Eddie March 18, 2005

getto blaster

Another name for a boom box/ sterio
usually consider to be a low grade boob box/sterio
from a good friend alex hudd's mother

Bitch pump up the getto blaster!!!!!
Son turn down that getto blaster, and clean your room

by MATT BAKER April 21, 2005

Blastoise

One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!

mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...

by longis. November 29, 2004

blasted

really really high

We smoked so much weed that we got blasted!

by Shell October 9, 2002

Blastonomy

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions

I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.

by tmanfresno May 31, 2009