Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.

Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”

by stripez56 July 2, 2025

Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep

Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label

by Solvo November 19, 2021

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.

Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.

by armflap3000 March 16, 2025

monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024