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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
mugGet the New Year’s Blastermug.
The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.
explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.
by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018
mugGet the Pussy destroyer Blaster Editionmug.

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night
by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018
mugGet the Canadian finger blastermug.

Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020
mugGet the Kentucky sand blastermug.

hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster
by anonymous August 17, 2021
mugGet the hoe blastermug.

pp blaster

its a pp blaster thats it
by gaminggoalie YT October 3, 2022
mugGet the pp blastermug.

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
mugGet the SoCal Asster Blastermug.

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