A person who was almost killed as a child due to the West Nile virus in India. This said person suffers symptoms such as, diarhhea, disfugured nostrils, heart palpitations, and other forms of mental retardation. Sounds serious, but if you ever met a biohorn, you would laugh. They look pretty effed up.
Guy 1: I just had sex with this hot indian bitch.
Guy 2: Dude, i hope you used a jimmy.
Guy 1: no, why?
Guy 2: F*ck man, you're gonna get biohorn!
Guy 1: Ah, I gotta crap. Hey, why are my nostrils all disfigured?
Guy 2: I told you man.
Guy 2: Dude, i hope you used a jimmy.
Guy 1: no, why?
Guy 2: F*ck man, you're gonna get biohorn!
Guy 1: Ah, I gotta crap. Hey, why are my nostrils all disfigured?
Guy 2: I told you man.
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People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
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Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF
Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree
Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree
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by tquinn January 31, 2012
Get the Birthday Robogreeting mug.1. The pool of afterbirth, amniotic fluid and placenta that originates after a beached whale has given birth on land.
2. The area immediately adjacent to an incredibly fat woman who is in the throes of labour. Anyone standing in the birthbay is likely to be sprayed with awful things.
3. When your friend wishes you a happy birthday but unfortunately spells 'birthday' wrong.
2. The area immediately adjacent to an incredibly fat woman who is in the throes of labour. Anyone standing in the birthbay is likely to be sprayed with awful things.
3. When your friend wishes you a happy birthday but unfortunately spells 'birthday' wrong.
(Defined word capitalised for emphasis)
1. After the government managed to get the beached whale and its newborn baby back into the water, they ran out of funds, and were forced to turn the BIRTHBAY into a paddling pool for the children.
2.
Henry: What happened to you, Daniel?
Daniel: I was helping this obese friend of mine give birth, and I got sprayed with all of this afterbirth!!
Henry: Well, you shouldn't have been standing in the BIRTHBAY!
3.
Daniel: It's my birthday today.
Henry: Happy BIRTHBAY, Daniel!
Daniel: BIRTHBAY... don't you mean birthday?
Henry: Yes... but happy BIRTHBAY anyway!
1. After the government managed to get the beached whale and its newborn baby back into the water, they ran out of funds, and were forced to turn the BIRTHBAY into a paddling pool for the children.
2.
Henry: What happened to you, Daniel?
Daniel: I was helping this obese friend of mine give birth, and I got sprayed with all of this afterbirth!!
Henry: Well, you shouldn't have been standing in the BIRTHBAY!
3.
Daniel: It's my birthday today.
Henry: Happy BIRTHBAY, Daniel!
Daniel: BIRTHBAY... don't you mean birthday?
Henry: Yes... but happy BIRTHBAY anyway!
by Black Chessboard November 4, 2012
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"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
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