biohorn

A person who was almost killed as a child due to the West Nile virus in India. This said person suffers symptoms such as, diarhhea, disfugured nostrils, heart palpitations, and other forms of mental retardation. Sounds serious, but if you ever met a biohorn, you would laugh. They look pretty effed up.

Guy 1: I just had sex with this hot indian bitch.
Guy 2: Dude, i hope you used a jimmy.
Guy 1: no, why?
Guy 2: F*ck man, you're gonna get biohorn!
Guy 1: Ah, I gotta crap. Hey, why are my nostrils all disfigured?
Guy 2: I told you man.

biohorn by Asep November 10, 2006

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biomorning

The time at which one actually wakes up, whether or not it fits the chronological definition of "morning." See also biotoday, biotonight, etc. May be used to emphasize or account for the fact that one's sleep cycle is substantially different from the norm.

When I got up this biomorning, the cat was hungry because it was already 2pm.

biomorning by G M October 31, 2007

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Related Words

biohorn • Bighorn • bihorny • biohon • biomorning • Battle Of The Little Bighorns

Bighorn

Droppping all current activities to take a lengthy toilet break

He was gone a long time, I think he did a Bighorn

Bighorn by Johan Simmons November 15, 2007

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bihorny

it’s like being bipolar, but HORNY

i swear i’m bihorny right now

bihorny by yeeyeemf April 3, 2021

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biohon

An ugly cis woman who looks like a hon, usually a TERF

Anon: Wait, she's not trans? She's such a biohon...

biohon by turboautism January 29, 2023

Battle Of The Little Bighorns

The often failed act of touching one’s Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual

it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.

On first dates it is customary to “go Dutch”. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.

Battle Of The Little Bighorns by Jesus Chrisco June 24, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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