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Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
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Chocolate Birthday

The act of three naked black men placing excrement inside of your mouth.
Oh shit charlie just got a Chocolate Birthday!
by GamerSauce1235 June 2, 2018
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Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
by Brotogé September 7, 2016
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Birthday snob

Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.

Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob

Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.

Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020
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Birthday Bash

Where friends beat the person with a birthday.
We’re going to Fuchs Quinn up at his birthday bash.
by Obcpanther February 7, 2023
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juggalo birthday

The 17th day of the month you were born is your juggalo birthday. You share this birthday with all other juggalos born that month.
Me: when's your birthday?
Sharon: May 7th
Me: oh are you going to Ryan's juggalo birthday party? He was born in May too. Juggalo birthday is may 17th.
Sharon: whoop whoop
by Psychopathic UNICORN May 15, 2019
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Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.
Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022
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