Benjamin

Types of people that are misogynistic and go for looks in relationships

Racial slur towards Asian men

royce: men go to war and women belong in the kitchen

grace: stop being such a benjamin..

by xiong.editor October 15, 2025

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A certified chode: loud confidence packed into a bafflingly small amount of actual substance. The benjamin archetype is defined by an unshakable belief in his own dominance despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He enters every situation with chest out, facts missing, and a speech prepared for a victory that has not occurred and likely never will. Declares himself a pimp of circumstance, conversation, or strategy, yet manages nothing beyond vibes and self-delusion. Frequently mistaken for someone “in charge” due solely to volume and audacity. Despite this, remains a lovely chump—endearing, harmless, and weirdly hard to dislike, as his failures are sincere, his confidence is pure, and his commitment to being wrong is almost admirable.

“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥

by jonahliss30000 December 15, 2025

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Is usually known as the "funny guy" of a group of people. Is very intelligent ,but often doesn't show it as much as he could. Doesn't give his all in most things in life,but when he does most of the time tops most people.

Look it's Benjamin Ornelas

by White Wall 17 December 27, 2016

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Benjamin is the most innovative person in the world. He cooks chicken in his basement and even uses his pliers as chicken picker-uppers. Will not stop eating, not afraid to get half drunk. Moms hate him.

that guy is benjamin

by andrew norotn April 18, 2019

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