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Benjamin

A certified chode: loud confidence packed into a bafflingly small amount of actual substance. The benjamin archetype is defined by an unshakable belief in his own dominance despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He enters every situation with chest out, facts missing, and a speech prepared for a victory that has not occurred and likely never will. Declares himself a pimp of circumstance, conversation, or strategy, yet manages nothing beyond vibes and self-delusion. Frequently mistaken for someone “in charge” due solely to volume and audacity. Despite this, remains a lovely chump—endearing, harmless, and weirdly hard to dislike, as his failures are sincere, his confidence is pure, and his commitment to being wrong is almost admirable.

“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥

by jonahliss30000 December 15, 2025