Blunch

When you smoke a blunt, typically filled with marijuana, and then go get lunch or brunch.

Tomorrow should be fun, Ashley and I are doing blunch.

by SSY September 30, 2013

Bunch it and dash

to gather your things and leave quickly

The cops are coming, we'd best bunch it and dash.

by ODS Base November 26, 2019

total bunch

Since any description of a group, society or organisation that begins with "a total bunch of..." is never a good one, it is simpler to just call them a total bunch.

That frat is a total bunch of douchebags.

The government is a total bunch of thieving bastards.

My ISP is a total bunch of incompetent imbeciles.

Those guys are a total bunch.

by George McBob May 25, 2009

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

Bunchie

An offencive slang for kelet. Used by kelet haters everywhere.

STFU bunchie

by Orthanc October 30, 2003

baunch

pubic hair. masses of it.

you need to shave your baunch please, it tickles my lips.

by nol July 25, 2003

blunch

Too late for breakfast, too early for lunch, so it's blunch.

It's 10:30, man! I've gotta get some blunch! Now!

by Awapuhi February 19, 2009