Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019

bomb the bathroom

the term for explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom. some dude got arrested for saying this a little to loudly.

dude why did you bomb the bathroom at school?

by dump truck trump fuck December 3, 2020

Tile bathroom

Slang expression for “brick shit house”

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is muscular. He’s built like a tile bathroom.

by Cobyalumfred December 30, 2020

Bathroom Pickle

A pickle that has been brought into or has been grown in a bathroom. It must have the juice sucked out of it before it is consumed to be considered a "bathroom pickle that has lived it's best life."

"Man, Jessica brought some amazing and juicy Bathroom Pickles to the party last night."

by BabyImABozo January 9, 2021

Second Floor Disabled Bathroom

Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.

Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.

by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021

Bathroom Hopper

A person who vapes through out the day in a public school going from bathroom to bathroom.

Hey man that Dawson kid such a bathroom hopper. Yeah that’s like his second time in that bathroom in the last 3 periods.

by Fneofjtnejdjntnr March 13, 2021

Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.

Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.

by K Whitt January 27, 2013