bath mat

Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.

Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower.

by Riddle91rs May 28, 2016

shit-bath

The state of being engulfed by particles of fecal matter after one farts while wearing restrictive and wind proof clothing or in another enclosed space, such as a sleeping bag or jump suit.

"Dude, after that mexican food last night I ended up giving my girlfriend a nice shit-bath after we passed out."

by Scud Missle November 12, 2007

Turkish Bath

Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.

El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.

Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"

by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009

Cat-Bath

The Cat-Bath is a dance move developed by the younger generation of the 21st century. It involves, whilst dancing, licking the back of one's hand, before raising it to their head and running down the side of their hair, in a cat-like bathing motion. This move is used in clubs across the UK, and can be adapted to fit any musical genre. Before long, the Cat-Bath will be a clubbing revolution.

Freddie: Look, Joe is doing the Cat-Bath!

Charlotte: Wow, he is one cool cat, it takes skill to get that right...

by DancingKing January 24, 2011

bathing apes

shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people

"haters get mad cause i got me some bathing apes"

by midgetmac December 16, 2007

gas bath

When a person in the engine repair business, pipe line repair industry or any other business is doused with gasoline or diesel fuel in the course of doing a job. This usually happens first thing in the morning and you stink like gas all day. This usually pisses you off and people tell you that you stink.

You smell like a gas pump!
No shit! I took a gas bath at work today.

When Joe opened the valve, it dumped fuel on my clothes.
Dude! You took a gas bath!

by shadrach269 June 6, 2009

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008