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Lemon baseball

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick
by Townerstowners February 17, 2025
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Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.
That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?
by anonymous May 5, 2022
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Baseball

An sport where people who can’t handle the roughness and skill lacrosse takes
Bro1: it hurts to much to play lacrosse

Bro2: ik lets play baseball and be a virgin forever
by Laxboi7748 May 31, 2019
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Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls
Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?
by Ur dad son June 4, 2019
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Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011
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Baseball

You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.
Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.
by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021
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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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