bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016

baldingus

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

Balding A Nut

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

bald squad

Where a gang are full of bald people

We're a pack of bald squads

by Abi and Ellie August 14, 2017

Bald Head Island

wonderful place where you drive golf carts, and look at the stars. Small island with great people.

The stars were bright over on Bald Head Island

by happpyhappy12345 December 3, 2017

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018

Bald

bald

Andrew Higgins is bald

by Chief bald May 30, 2018