Middle aged balding coward

When your hair is leaving you as is your age
by Big Weiry March 15, 2018
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National Bald Headed Day

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*
me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!
by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019
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bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.
"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"
by chun December 03, 2004
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I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".
by Hickeyandy January 09, 2010
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So Mald So Bald

Mad because bald
by Gachibass November 07, 2019
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a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired
by a random person that exists October 15, 2019
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To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy
Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
by sraM November 29, 2012
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