bacon beacon

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.

"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"

by amy [theblush] February 23, 2008

Skillet Bacon

The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)

HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!

by Jeely June 25, 2009

Skank Bacon

When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.

Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"

Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"

by Rawdog Al July 12, 2011

bacon bits

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

by Sokerguy November 14, 2005

Purple Bacon

A black woman's vagina.

I love eating out purple bacon!

by Stuhl Babe February 28, 2004

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

by Flappy Fred May 19, 2006