Backstage Groupie

Tabitha spends a lot of time with musicians especially 'The Limp Dicks Band". She does their laundry, cooks soft foods since they're toothless loonies and performs sexual favors and engages in uncontrollable wild creampie orgy's. She's a backstage groupie slut who follows bands around while they're on tour for fanny fame. Backstage groupie/s like Tabitha flood their friends notifications on social medial with obscene pics of sexual acts some with multiple people. She also sucks dicks in between breaks and gigs. I blocked her because I caught my husband jerking off to the pics and he jet sprayed my computer. Backstage groupie/s should invest in tongue cleaners due to the amount of dry thrush like cum stains that are glued on their tongues. For all the teens out reading this, do not become a backstage groupie because there's more to life than Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.

Teen: I want to be like Tabitha a backstage groupie
Teacher: It's not a desirable lifestyle, just google 'backstage groupie' on UD and I guarantee you'll change your mind

by What day is it? December 10, 2017

backseat seat

A seat in the back but backwards

Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!

by Amanda the master December 23, 2017

backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.

Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”

by MilSaint May 3, 2018

backstroke puff

When one of the boys light a dart while swimming on their back and puffing the dart at the same time

Yo did you see kevbot do the backstroke puff at devils punchbowl on Saturday

by DB6969 February 14, 2018

backstabbing hoebag

Abagail Nichols

That backstabbing hoebag betrayed me and had an affair with my boyfriend! To think I called her my best friend!

by DastardlyNoona May 24, 2018

backseat skiier

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.

Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier

by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018

Backsteincosi

Cosi (@Backsteincosi on instagram) is one of the most famous german influencers. Everyday she amazes thousands of her mostly young followers. Every single one of her posts is unique. She is literally one of the most amazing humans on instagram, according to her fans.

"Backsteincosi is the best."

by lenaimtreibsand May 14, 2018