arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Arse Biscuit

a really annoying person

do you have to be such an arse biscuit?

by Loren Burton November 7, 2003

arse goblin

wombat, yoralla cunt, fooly sik re deejay

see also shitcunt

wombat, u are an arse goblin

by yo mumma January 19, 2004

Arse Biscuit

A variation of the term 'hemeroids'

A slang term for naming something as ugly

A term in place of 'Damn!'

"Look at my arse biscuits"

"You are an arse biscuit!"

"Aw.... ARSE BISCUTIS!"

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

arse hummage

the act of humming upon ones' anus

a.that dirty bitch gave me arse hummage last night,E minor style!

b.your singing sounds like arse humming bro!

by Brother samuel May 20, 2005

Arse Biscuit

Another name for a turd

by Freak January 19, 2003

Arse Biscuit

Can be used either as an expletive when something is amiss, or, in response to someone else's complaining conversance to yourself instead of using the phrase "hard luck" or perhaps more accurately in this case, "tough sh*t".

by Purple Triangle March 13, 2003