peak arson

The act of burning your gas-guzzling SUV for the insurance money because you can't afford gas. As Peak Oil (the point at which we start pumping less and less oil out of the ground) approaches (if it hasn't already), you can bet

Insurance companies and law enforcement are stuggling with the rise in Peak Arson, often responding to multiple SUV fires every day.

by dartvader July 12, 2006

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Emotional Arson

Emotional Arson: verb: creating or catalyzing a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that creates a chain reaction does not go as calculated or grows until it exceeds manipulative control.

Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.

-Narcissists specialize in emotional arson.

-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.

-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.

-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.

by Nicole Benton June 15, 2019

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