"Alberta emergency alert system"
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
by Jay I Am February 8, 2006
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A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
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Places-NJ, a typical AOLberhood.
by Hawk AKA Stephen January 25, 2009
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by Skrivulo August 5, 2014
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A lot of fetish porn stars take advantage of their hay fever to film their symptoms for their allergy whore customers.
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