when someone gives u a handjob and they grab your dick until it turns purple and explodes into nothing but a purple dinosaur named bobby.
by kyle lefebvre July 11, 2008
Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.
by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 02, 2008
by getchasome. May 24, 2009
This occurs when a female has been performing oral sex for an extended period and strikes the males scrotum out of frustration.
She gave him an angry shannon.
by Rutherford B. Fellows April 21, 2009
Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"
by Jono likes Anal October 15, 2010
When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.
See also grumpy munchkin
See also grumpy munchkin
The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.
by Loose Goose February 18, 2006
Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)
by Muffin tits December 22, 2008