Drop Steam

(verb) To take a crap. To truly be classified as a 'steamer' the poop to toot ratio should be no less than 70/30. Since the amount of ass air is so high, the smell will be intense, but brief.

Where's the poop spray? I need to drop steam.

by MO Diesel August 5, 2006

steam head

someone who is unaware of what is going on around them; head full of steam.

Steam head thought the tire was only flat on the bottom.

by JimUrq May 22, 2006

steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008

steam-bullet

a extreme device used for cleaning household items and bifkins

i steam cleaned a bifkin using my STEAM BULLET

by biking October 3, 2003

steam boat

(verb) To defecate within the cleavage of unsuspecting female, with intent to follow standard motorboating protocol.

Oh man, last night I took my date to the mexican restaurant down town and then I totally had a hot steam boat later

by bennybenbenben December 9, 2008

steam fuck

When you boil water and capture the steam and put your dick in it

I'm about to steam fuck that

by Killum May 16, 2017

steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

by That Lego on the floor May 20, 2017