not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

you aint even the fart

ice spice's version of "you ain't shit"

"you aint even the fart bro"

by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Lavender Evening

It's when frank :quicks49Finger: a field of lavender while searching urban dictionary for nasty shit to post around twitch

Damn dude, He's doing another lavender evening? Wild.

by NotQuick May 13, 2025

evening

1- Period between 6:00 PM until 12:00 AM (midnight).
2- Period between 6:00 PM until 11:59 PM.
3- Period between dusk until 12:00 AM (midnight).

Evening.

by Kytyryny November 1, 2025