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Alexanderism

A condition in which you are really bad at playing madden (mostly offense)
Alex: Bro I’m really bad at madden
Josh: Yeah no crap
Aden: Alex you must have alexanderism
by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020
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alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?
by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018
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Alexanderism

Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.
What religion do you believe in?
I believe in Alexanderism.
by alexanderismlover August 8, 2010
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Alexander Galt Reginal High School

A huge school that houses about 1000 students and is home to the pipers. It is the best English high school that you will ever find in the Eastern Townships.
Go Pipers! Alexander Galt Reginal High School will kick your knickers!
by Strawberriosity July 11, 2011
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alexander florendo

An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.

A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.
Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.
by An English Wiz October 7, 2017
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