A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.
"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."
"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
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