Alan

A man that gets no bitches

Imagine being named Alan, bet he doesn't have a Thundercock

by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

Alan

A beautiful specimen

Look it’s alan

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month

Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

by Cenki May 15, 2022

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors

Alan wtf!!

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019