Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024

Adulting

Adulting (Verb); to familiarize oneself with the now obvious reality of adulthood. To feel ok with the transition from teenager to a young adult, and to notice slight but significant changes in one's life like, {paying bills, saving money, and time management}

Pam; Hey rick wanna go grab a drink tonight?

Rick; Jesus Pam, it's Monday, I have to do a bunch of work and we are in a recession so NO!

Pam; damn, rick you're adulting bro.

Rick; Fuck yea I am. And you better start too.

by Hawaiian Penguin January 19, 2023

Adult Service

something an adult does or something limited to adults.

"Sarah is doing an adult service and she's only 16."

by fumitsuki September 23, 2025

Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.

“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”

by GenWaller October 7, 2025

Adulting

Typically used by the neurodivergent community, refers to doing chores and other adult tasks when it would otherwise be difficult for one reason or another.

I just changed the sheets and blankets on my bed; I'm adulting today!

by maniacalcarnee October 9, 2025

An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.

Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

adult bookstore

Another name for a porn store in America.

However, the term is considered outdated having originated from the 1980s during the height of these types of store's popularity when gay men had to be more discreet about their sexuality and lifestyle.

Adult bookstores also carry an array of adult novelties toys such as dildos & vibrators, x-rated magazines & movies, personal lubrication, poppers and over-the-counter boner pills.

Depending on the legality of the county or state, many adult bookstores also provide adult arcades where glory holes are prominently found.

"Let's meet at the adult bookstore around the corner and hook up."

"I'm low on lube, let's stop at the adult bookstore and stock up."

by Atticus Rexx November 30, 2025