Jan

Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.

If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.

You are a jan bitch.

by TenseOak June 14, 2021

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jan 17th

national cant say no to people with this birthday on this day no matter what.

januarians dont get enough recognition!

do you wanna date? well its jan 17th so sure

by zams09 January 16, 2023

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jan frank

someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday

guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine

by masterjan May 15, 2021

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A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.

Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.

by Super Zinba October 1, 2020

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Jan

In Armenian, Jan is very commonly used when referring to a loved one or even someone who you admire in general. Can also be said AFTER the person’s real name. If the Armenian mom of your friend calls you this, it means you are loved, welcomed, and sometimes even seen as family.

(These would normally be in Armenian)
David: “Mom!”
David’s mom: “yes, Jan?”

Or

David’s mom: “David Jan, please do the dishes”
David: “Ok, after this round”

by Yezzir yezzir November 29, 2020

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Pieter Jan

Pieter Jan is a gentle soul who gives his friends help that they need. He is easy to fall in love with and is very caring. He never likes making his friends cry. And feels bad if he accidentally does. His favorite color is purple and he is very smart.

Pieter Jan is a kind person.

by Chickennuggetsveryburnt December 1, 2021

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