Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes

Bruh that was such a Jake move

by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018

Jake

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.

girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!?
girl 2: yup he totally glow’d up
girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him!
girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(

by hey_its_po January 9, 2018

Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST

Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020

Jake

A Jake is someone special and a person who is just so incredibly awesome, his smile is just so cute but his talent for footy is just amazing. Jake is someone who is just so caring and kind towards anyone and everyone he meets. His eyes are always sparkling in the sunlight which is pretty damn cute too. He is very handsome.If you find a Jake make sure you never loose him, he sure is someone you should keep close to the heart, never regret having a Jake in your life he definitely is special in absolutely every way.

"Jake good luck for you footy game tomorrow!"

by ecarg13 June 8, 2018

Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake

Simp

“Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”

by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020