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Donald Trump

The dumb president that doesn't deserve it- (Biden wins) oh well that escalated quickly. The whole world: YAY!!!
*sees Donald trump*

*pulls out DSR-Precision DSR 50 Sniper Rifle*
*shoots*
Donald Trump: Hah sucker you missed-
Me:*bang bang*
by 911whatsyoureemergency? November 13, 2020
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Dirty Donald

noun: A particularly creepy middle-aged peeping Tom who must always secretly video others doing sexual or lewd acts for his later enjoyment.
I found my Uncle's Dirty Donald videos; I was in them!
by Greg Bahamas April 25, 2009
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Dirty donald

Shitting in your hand and grabbing 'em by the pussy
I pulled a Dirty Donald on my wife's birthday
by Dirty_Donald April 24, 2018
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Donald Trump

A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!
Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!

Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
by Randomwhiteboy3709 April 17, 2022
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Doing a Donald

The act of doing something very stupid without a thought for the consequences for anyone else
"hey bro what do you think of someone that may start world war 3 by constantly provoking a deranged nuclear armed dictator" " Well I'd think they were really dumb, and their actions should be described as Doing a Donald!
by Big Jack's Bollocks September 29, 2017
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Donald Trump

Where do I even begin?

1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right

2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.

3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.

4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.

5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.

6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.

7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021
1. Donald Trump didn’t do jackshit for America when COVID hit, and after he got it, claims that it’s “not that bad” stfu.

2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.

3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said

4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault

5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.

6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?

7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.
by Some.Random.Bitch December 4, 2020
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Change Donalds

The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.
"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"

"Sorry man I've got no cash money."

"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"
by John Anigav February 24, 2010
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