Crispy

Something that is thin and desirable

Mazen: Guurrrrlllll you crispy AF
His wife: WTF? That’s not even a thing.
Mazen: It means thin and desirable. Look it up.

by Zenma April 2, 2023

Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023

crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

crispy strips

When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.

Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.

by moosey jilkers January 16, 2023

Crispy

Pretty cheeky/sick

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy

by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

Crispy Streak

A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon

Is that Johnny boy over there?

Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak

by LiamKev January 29, 2023