Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
by Dizzardary October 21, 2022
In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.
by Bad Son October 11, 2009
by Overbay September 17, 2022
Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.
“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”
by lilyd551 December 17, 2020
by Djfatbac April 17, 2014
A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 27, 2019