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vincenzo melon

likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party
by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
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Rude melon

An overtly unstylish or offensive looking human head.
“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
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The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
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Melon Gang

Melon Gang, it is the best Gang in all of the VR Community. if you try to beat Melon gang our Daddy Eric will hit you >:(
Idiot 1: what is melon gang?
Smart 2: WTF HOW DONT YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT
Idiot 1: *crying*
by Njord September 22, 2020
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Melon

A really good person, not to be confused with melons
Melon is usually a nickname for someone that is ecstatic and loves to be around people
Usually not single and loves fun stuff.
Usually accosiated with groups and chats that enjoy his/hers presence
Loves any jokes and loves memes.
Oh, stop making me laugh, Your being such a Melon right now
by UrbanUnofficial May 17, 2018
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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