Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023

Crispy

Mad, upset, pissed off.

Yo, mack is real crispy over there.

by Liizehh June 11, 2015

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

Crispy

Generally relating to being very old.

Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021

case of crispies

case of light beer

"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"

by crispy_boy August 7, 2018

Crispy

Is another word for GOD. He will do whatever he wants when ever he wants.

Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...

by Gage Hernandez February 7, 2020