by sussybls December 3, 2023
Get the Crispy Pretzel Chicken Friesmug. a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
Get the Crispy Missusmug. by Reprovague August 2, 2022
Get the Crispymug. by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021
Get the Crispymug. case of light beer
by crispy_boy August 7, 2018
Get the case of crispiesmug. Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...
by Gage Hernandez  February 7, 2020
Get the Crispymug. 