crashness

a crashness is someone who gets so mad at possante that he has to lick possante's asshole everyday just to get over the fact that possante is better than him

possante is so much better than crashness

by pakman192 October 26, 2012

candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.

Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.

by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013

crash and gas

The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.

--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?

by vordmeister July 8, 2011

Norwegian Car Crash

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.

Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"

by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011

Repetitive Crash Syndrome

When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.

"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"

"Did she buy her license?!"

by Turkle Murkleton October 17, 2011

Crash Effect

When after multiple nights of partying, your body has no choice but to crash early in order to make up for the many lost hours of sleep.

Doug- "Dude, I went to go get Phil at 10, but the Crash Effect got the best of him."

Danny- "Yeah man, the Crash Effect is a real bitch sometimes."

by YourAsianFriend November 6, 2011

Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011