cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013

Rice Cake

An Asian girls ass

Damn than girl gotta fat rice cake

I would eat the rice cake

by Vicky28 May 3, 2018

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

Up the cake

Limerick slang for taking cock up the arse

I met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.

by Eirionn October 10, 2011

student cake

the act of shoving your homework up your asshole for pleasure and feeding it to your neighbor.

gerald gobbled my student cake last night so much he choked!

by deformedchicken May 6, 2017

Cake slut

Noun

A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.

That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.

by Señor Bob Chipes November 6, 2013

Doberge cake

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.

He's from so far outa town that he doesn't even eat doberge cake.

by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010