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I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior

To express sharp, stern disapproval of; reprove; reprimand in the name of something gay af and non-religious because Jesus was a charlatan and Christians currently/still suck. Can be used to rebuke any person, place, thing, etc.
Person 1: Does this brown belt go with my black crocs?
Person 2, probably a gay: No, baby, no, and I rebuke you in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.

Person 1: You wanna go get Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: I will never give them my money to continue squandering on the oppression of LGBT+ rights and I rebuke them in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.
by Therealtylercodero August 15, 2022
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Mpskyman April 24, 2023
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
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You hate Three Dog Night and The Guess Who

I believe I posted some of their songs and some of them never went through.
You hate Three Dog Night and The Guess Who?

I quite like some of their songs. I cannot stand Bachman-Turner Overdrive though. I heard their songs over and over till I got sick of them.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021
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