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beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's
"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"
by panda200 April 18, 2015
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wizard angst

Wizard angst can be used for all genders.

The stage in which a generally successful youth begins to act out and withdraw from most of their peers, usually between the ages of 11 through 17. This term only applies if -at least from the outside- the teen's life appears too good for this to happen. This means that wizard angst is especially common in upper middle class children, child actors, or children of celebrities.

It refers to the Harry Potter Puppet Pals video by the same name, in which Harry Potter begins to act out due to raging teenage hormones, and celebrity status as the Boy Who Lived.
Alex suffered from wizard angst the moment he became a teenager, and spent his teen years ranting on Facebook, and picking verbal fights with his peers. Despite this, he was really well off.
by Dr. Sigh July 31, 2016
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Dark Wizard

Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.
A few notable dark wizards are Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and Saruman from Lord of the Rings.
by CelticEagle February 21, 2019
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Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019
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Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014
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Wizard's Sleeve

"Got my wizard's sleeve stuck in my Fly "
by Memento1 January 25, 2016
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