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The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"
by NomNomNick May 21, 2008
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Wacky Wizard Synth

Wacky Wizard Synth - the symphonic, instrumental tones commonly found in Scandinavian metal music.

“Wacky” - describes how death metal is not typically known for majestic and/or operatic melodies;
”Wizard” - signifies the mystical sound that is created as a result of the above referenced fusion; and
“Synth” - (short for synthesizer) refers to the keyboard instrument that produces this creative musical technique.

As a footnote, the adjective “wacky” should in no way, shape or form imply silliness. The adjective simply denotes that this particular style of music is uncommon and extraordinary.

Wacky Wizard Synth
"Hey, during our next set let's throw in some wacky wizard synth."
by Kim Z. February 2, 2007
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One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.
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Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.
Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.
by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013
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Tinball Wizard

Man who has had a testicle replaced by a prosthesis
Did you hear about Ross? He lost a bollock and he's a tinball wizard now!
by Hkquin August 20, 2013
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Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
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Tempura Wizard

Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015
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