An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.
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Get the Van winkle mug.Also known as just “the Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.
Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.
One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!
Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.
One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!
At the house party, the broke law student drank Winking Owl straight from the bottle because Vladdy and Four Loko are so undergrad.
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-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass
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When one male person ejaculates on or around the tailbone of a female person and places feathers in the seamen. The female is tearmed a "winklehawk"
During senior week I made four girls into winklehawks. Like if you lined up ten people, and took away six, the remaining people would be equivilent to the number of girls i winklehawked during senior week.
by ExpectoPatronum June 14, 2010
Get the Winklehawk mug.1. A somewhat couth way of saying that you had to stop urinating prematurely 2. A precusor to a doctor or pychiatric appointment if it occurs and A. you dont have a penis or B. the penis begins speaking to you afterwards. 3. Natures way of telling you that you need to leave the Pinky alone
The buses early depature time forced me to Pinky Wink. The moment I witnessed the Pinky Wink, I knew I was in for one hell of a lifestyle change. I felt a bit dirty after I got the old Pinky Wink.
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