windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 17, 2015

Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.

After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.

by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015

windy chicago

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.

My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night

by Internal Revolution August 25, 2015

Windsynce

The state of moving at the same speed as the wind as to not feel it as you walk/jog down the street.

Walking the dog was nice today, I managed to jog fast enough to achieve windsynce.

by Fortuitus Neologist November 30, 2015

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016

Windy Cindy

When Carl blows on your pussy during oral for no good fucking reason.

"The oral sex wasgreat until he fucked it up with a Windy Cindy. We won't be fucking again."

by Mscupcakesncrossbones June 9, 2016

Windyten

sexy boi

sexy as a windyten

by windyten's true hubby September 7, 2016