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the willy nelson 

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson
the willy nelson by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007

willy wonka's golden ticket 

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

Wills Point, TX 

Smelly little town with a population of less than 4,000, in between Canton and Terrell. The one-roomed movie theater, the Majestic, got closed down, so now the only thing to do is hang around at Charlies Burgers or pester people in the Brookshires parking lot. The High School has a fat principal who's way too strict about dress codes.
Principal Lamb: Here in the pathetic town of Wills Point, TX, if your a guy and your hair isn't buzz cut, the adults will all think you're gay, and I'm jealous because I can't grow hair so SUPSENSION FOR YOU!

Will Smith "I Am Legend" Type Shit 

An area in which is no longer inhabited because some fucked up shit happened.
1. I played CoD4... I know what Chernobyl looks like! That's some Will Smith "I Am Legend" type shit

When the person you love will never love you back... 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

Touch Willy 

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing
Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss
Touch Willy by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007