When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that

It’s what you say after you hit a jackpot in Las Vegas, NV and with DLucky.

DLucky—-“you just got TOP DOLLAR (a bonus spin on a slot machine) so “When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that”
Gambler—-“fuck yeah bro, this shit is real!”
DLucky—-“hit play!”

by @bigtruk July 31, 2023

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

stucked when fucked

A very unique term given to a couple or pair of partners that come into an ER with the problem of the male or dominate male penis is either stuck because a sphincter or muscle not releasing the males penisfrom an analor vaginal orifice.

No joke this happened.

I'm in the ER and two guys walk in doing a conga line motion. one holding the other and sweating profusely , in one look I could tell the guy behind the other was in major pain, so I move him and his partner to a private room and ask what was wrong. One begins to tell me they met at a trans and gaybar and one thing led to another well they had begun to have intercourseand after a long couple of hours the receiving partner orgasmsand the muscles in his anus clenched the giving partnerspenis,and would not release it. So after a moment of muscle relaxing injections into the partners rectalarea the second partner begins to sigh in relief as to his pain level lowering. After a few long moments the giving partners penis pops out and he says with a straight face says. That's what I call being stucked when fucked.

After they left I laughed for a couple of minutes to how crazy that was. The same thing happened a month later with same guy giving and his wife. So wow.

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

National When Day

To celebrate when i asked about a certain topic, subject or fact

National When Day: 10th November

Joe: Did you know that today is my grandma’s anniversary
Kyle: You know what day it is today?
Joe: My grandma’s anniversary...?
Kyle: No its National When Day
Kyle: When did i ask?
Joe: oh

by Bears Grizzly Bears October 26, 2020

taxfrog when cobblestone

wheelsons a bitch ass monkey

wheelson "haha taxfrog when cobblestone"

by fedsbfnehdsfcbndjbv October 17, 2021

bacon when the

bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed

person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed

by bacon when the November 2, 2021

Me When Your Mom

Me When Your Mom is a more gentlemen-ty way to say "damn, your mom is hot"

Me when.., Me when your..., when you..., your...., when...,me!, me when.., me when..., Me When Your Mom

by DeezJoe November 27, 2021