weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.

I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.

by JBizzum October 9, 2008

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Word Weasel

Douchebags that covet dictionaries, searching for big words to present themselves as intellectuals while attempting to confuse you with their smertness when in fact, they're complete fucking asshats that know sweet fuck all about what they're saying ... but it sounds good.

Common word weasels include graduates of artsy fartsy programs currently serving french fries and wondering how they'll pay for their $50,000 student loan for puppetry.

by LookDumbass November 7, 2011

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Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.

"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.

by Corinne G. May 23, 2007

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sneaky weasel

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly

Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.

by Todd Lee November 14, 2005

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