Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her

Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work

by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025

Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Walmart

Something that's a knockoff

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx

by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023