waingro
Verb-when you tell someone to look at you 2 times, shoot them twice in the chest, wait for them to groan and then shoot them one last time in the fucking head
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wait...what?
Mantra of the Attention Deficit Disordered. Literally: stop talking and start over. Needs a good full 1 second pause between words. "wait (one thousand one) what?" and it's vital that eye contact is not made.
" so were both going to have to go in both cars so we can leave one for Will at his work so he won't have to get a ride home."
... ... "wait...what?"
... ... "wait...what?"
wait...what? by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009
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go wait in the car
Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.
Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
go wait in the car by Fairyland June 16, 2007
Wait for it
A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.
Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.
Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.
Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.
Wait for it by Dude of Life June 24, 2008
tipping the waitress
when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.
** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*
"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"
"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*
"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"
"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
tipping the waitress by drstrange September 9, 2008